Seems pretty straight forward. You look around your deranged life...and than you describe it.
1. Why? Well, to share my life with those care to hear about it. We all know I'm a magnet for the insane and absurd. This offers an opportunity to permanently record memories so that we can still discuss them over antipasta when I'm a septagenerian.
2. Will there be any political conversation here? Very unlikely. These days the political climate has become increasingly more serious and citizens ever more sensitive. Who wants to be serious? Not this guy.
3. Is our English Bulldog Maddie actually Italian? Yes, I'm pretty sure like myself she traces her roots to the town of Giovanazzo near Bari. How do I know? Last time I made sauce, I offered her a taste after only six hours on the stove...and she politely declined. After exactly eight hours she returned to the stove and barked at the pot until I put a little in her bowl. She enthusiastically approved of its taste and consistency. And we all know according to my cousin Joe in Pennsylvania.... a sauce should never be inconsistent.
4. Will there be references to movies and songs without any explanation? Definitely. However, if there is any confusion, simply ask and I will be happy to explain where the hell the quote came from...its unlikely I will have any rational explanation as to why I said it.
5. Do I want readers to comment and respond? ABSOLUTELY.
6. Lets let the games begin.
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